Yearning for Zion

I really shouldn't laugh at this awful violation of child welfare, innocence, and what have you, but...

investigators finished executing a house-to-house search of the 1,700-acre property, which includes a medical facility, a cheese-making plant, a cement plant, a school, numerous large housing units and an 80-foot white limestone temple that rises discordantly out of the brown scrub.

If ever you're holed up at a polygamist compound, make sure your cheese stores meet or exceed capacity. The cheese shall keep you free! Every time a dirty old man wants to polish his nob, no man can stand between him and a 15-year-old waif; Jesus firmly by his side.