Ronnie Lott played a game with a SEVERED finger.
Aaron Ross separated his shoulder TWICE against the Cowboys in one game making tackles.
Brett Farve didn't MISS a game for 15 years.
Fedor Emelyanenko was slamed on his HEAD and ended up submitting Kevin "donkey kong" Randleman.
Renzo Gracie would NOT TAP OUT even thought Sakuraba had broken his arm with a Kimura.
Larry Bird suffered a concussion in the first half of a game and RETURNED in the second half to lead his Team to a victory.
Tiger Woods played the Masters with an ouchie on his knee.
Wait, what?
Recently Sports Illustrated named Tiger Woods the toughest athlete. Anderson Silva was ranked 3rd. Evidently their definition of tough involves fist pumps more than avoiding fists. please!
More importantly, golf is not a sport. Just like darts isn't a sport. As Max Kellerman says golf is a game for middle aged white guys to play and feel like they're still participating in a sport. Golf is weather porn. Please espn and sports radio, no more Golf talk.
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