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Monday, August 11, 2008

Intimate Morning with a J-Date Bot

Clowwwn: hi
*** Waiting for ladystaceyB09E to connect
*** ladystaceyB09E's IM window is open
ladystaceyB09E: hi im stacey
Clowwwn: so I see
Clowwwn: how are you this fine morning?
ladystaceyB09E: im fine...
ladystaceyB09E: whats your name?
Clowwwn: Yan
Clowwwn: you're up early
ladystaceyB09E: yeah...
ladystaceyB09E: nice meeting you yan
Clowwwn: you too
Clowwwn: did you just join jdate?
ladystaceyB09E: yeah just now...im new here...
Clowwwn: you're a Floridian, ey?
ladystaceyB09E: yeah!!!
Clowwwn: are you from Talahassee or were you in school there?
ladystaceyB09E: fsu...
Clowwwn: cool
ladystaceyB09E: have you ever been at florida/
Clowwwn: I've been to Miami/Orlando
Clowwwn: what's Tallahassee like?
ladystaceyB09E: there were many beach here
Clowwwn: were? you're not there anymore?
ladystaceyB09E: no....i want to go to hawaii..i like the beaches there...
Clowwwn: what did you study at FSU?
ladystaceyB09E: mass communication
Clowwwn: oh, really, do you want to work in TV/radio?
ladystaceyB09E: yes i want to
Clowwwn: are you working now?
ladystaceyB09E: yes im a model
Clowwwn: what have you done?
ladystaceyB09E: what?
Clowwwn: what type of modeling?
ladystaceyB09E: wanna know?]
Clowwwn: sure
ladystaceyB09E: http://tinyurl.com/6owggs heres my site...check it out!!!
Clowwwn: lol
ladystaceyB09E: lol
Clowwwn: I run my own live webcam site, but no one visits
Clowwwn: wnna be my first paying customer?
ladystaceyB09E: what?
Clowwwn: I'm a model too
ladystaceyB09E: lol
ladystaceyB09E: haha!!!
Clowwwn: I'm a foot model
Clowwwn: I have perfect arches
ladystaceyB09E: i see....
Clowwwn: it's a very exciting world
ladystaceyB09E: try my site and i will be try yours
Clowwwn: there aren't too many Jewish models
Clowwwn: don't you think?
ladystaceyB09E: i think so
Clowwwn: are you on a webcam feed now?
ladystaceyB09E: yeah ....why?
Clowwwn: just curious
ladystaceyB09E: i see...
Clowwwn: do you have to be on all day?
ladystaceyB09E: yeah...
ladystaceyB09E: wanna try?
Clowwwn: do you get breaks?
ladystaceyB09E: i will give you my free access
ladystaceyB09E: wanna try>
Clowwwn: does this involve nudity?
ladystaceyB09E: noy really?
ladystaceyB09E: i will do whatever you want...
Clowwwn: what does that include?
ladystaceyB09E: then try....for you to know..
Clowwwn: what will you do?
ladystaceyB09E: i will do whatever you want....
ladystaceyB09E: what do you want me to do?
Clowwwn: will you discuss books with me?
ladystaceyB09E: ok...i will do that if that is what you want
Clowwwn: I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do
ladystaceyB09E: ok...then go to the site
Clowwwn: I am a bit uncomfortable with that, don't you think we should meet for coffee first?
ladystaceyB09E: ok...until you get access on me then i will give you my address until you finish filling up the form....
ladystaceyB09E: deal?
Clowwwn: sounds good, then I'll fly down to Tallahassee for our coffee?
ladystaceyB09E: yeah...
ladystaceyB09E: thats a nice idea
Clowwwn: alright! let's do it!
ladystaceyB09E: ok,...heres the link...click this completely for you not to cost....http://tinyurl.com/6owggs
ladystaceyB09E: http://tinyurl.com/6owggs
ladystaceyB09E: click this
Clowwwn: sweet!
Clowwwn: where is my free access?
Clowwwn: I'm packing my bag...
ladystaceyB09E: its alreadt indicated on the link...
Clowwwn: oh boy!
ladystaceyB09E: all you have to do is to click that and fill up the form
Clowwwn: OK, I'm bringing my Turgenev collection, I hope you like him
ladystaceyB09E: ok...
ladystaceyB09E: are you on the site./
Clowwwn: I'll have to do it from work...I'm running late
Clowwwn: Stacey, you'd better be there, I might be fired for this!
Clowwwn: OK, booking my ticket to Florida
Clowwwn: gotta go! see you online!
ladystaceyB09E: you have yahoo?
Clowwwn: thaat's right
ladystaceyB09E: i will give tyou my address until you finish filling up the form
Clowwwn: ok, go ahead
ladystaceyB09E: are you on the site?
Clowwwn: go ahead
Clowwwn: I can't log on now, please give me the address
Clowwwn: I'll do it alter
ladystaceyB09E: no...you need to do it now or else i cannot give you my address
Clowwwn: whaaaa?
Clowwwn: you're breaking my heart here
Clowwwn: OK, look, I'm coming down to Florida tonight, we'll sort this out
Clowwwn: jsut be on Jdate later

1 comment:

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