Joltin' Joe & Spanish Diddy

The Latin puffster, Daddy Yankee, has now endorsed Senator McCain. Now that's "Gasolina"! This in a week we learned Ducky from Pretty in Pink and Robert Duvall are both yearning for four more years of Bush, and that Jon Voight is a true believer in the Obama/Ayers/Wright axis.

That's so fay

What is your least favorite kind of rain?

-Annoying misty
-Do I or do I not need an umbrella drizzle
-Blinding downpour
-Light, but falls in gigantic drops

I'd say the last

That Wacky Bubba

That "rock star" performance at the '04 convention seems so long ago

FUCKIN THING!

Ok, I've had enough of this stupid Jets/Giants preseason game. the Preseason even. Remember back in 1998, Jason sehorn decided he could return kickoffs? Sehorn had his knee and pretty much his career torn off by Jet scrub special teamer. And now this. Osi Umenyiora is gone for the year in the most useless play in the most useless game. Now the Giants will need to shift some players around and maybe try to convince Michael Strahan to unretire. It's time for Mathias Kiwanuka to shine!

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

The Winning Ticket for the World

If everyone abroad approves, it must be good

J-Date Code

To the uninitiated, those lovely twentysomething ladies of J-Date may appear all too reasonable and responsible. Never hunting for those superficial accouterments of material success their misogynist detractors always herald...But wait, just a minute...what's up with all the high-frequency descriptions of the ideal mate? It's almost as if there were a...code:

1. Ambitious and goal-oriented (provided ambition results in the acquisition of enviable real estate and goals revolve around furniture garnishes).
   
2. Looking for a man who knows what he wants (as long as what he wants coincides nicely with my plans for a new pair of Christian Louboutin pumps).
3. Must be materially and emotionally stable (to the point where said stability will not be compromised by excessive overpriced dinners and frequent tokens of your appreciation...emotional stability negotiable).
4. Someone who loves what he does (assuming this meets the conditions laid out in 1, 2, and 3 above).

Mothers Against Common Sense

There's "The Truth" about drinking on college campuses...and then there's "the truth"...

A sideline reporter for basketball games in the Olympics, said something like, “these gestures aren’t a big deal in China and they are less politically correct than in America. This isn’t an issue. ”
The Spanish players didn’t think it was a big deal either.
The reason why the Chinese in China aren’t as offended as someone like me can be easily explained. They didn’t grow up being mocked with the chinkeye gesture or being called “chingchong”. We are the minority here. It isn’t about political correctness, it’s about being an ass. Can you imagine if the Spanish team posed in “black face”?
In the Prince Philip scale of racist gestures this is a 8.

mens team

womens team
argentina soccer
spanish tennis team

if i weren't so lazy, i'd photoshop the black face and see funny they'd look then! amirite?!!

Carry Me Back to Old Virginny

Scandalous happenings in Central Virginia, someone alert Drudge if he can take a break from fapping to the latest tropical storm

Orympic Fever

I'm not sure whether I'm more surprised that the Chinese basketball team should have beaten the World Champion Spainards or that it took this long for some sweet Western-style racism to disrupt the usual international lovefest that is the Olympic Games.

Intimate Morning with a J-Date Bot

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Gratis and Gratitude

Recently I went out with a girl who felt that not only was it OK not to make the obligatory gesture of offering to pay (one I actually appreciate), but that she didn't need to so much as thank me for spending a substantial amount of money feeding a complete stranger. Apparently, in a Russian girl's mind, this is somehow part of the dating dance? Imagine a subway vagrant not thanking you for giving him a banana of some loose change. Does that mean the homeless have better manners than Russian women? That does not speak highly of our fairer sex. Sometimes it's amazing what some women are oblivious to or feel they can get away with, considering they're supposed to be the ones reading between the lines. Here's a sign for you: one and out!

J-Unit

Good news, Jents! Bohemigrant is back on the J-Date, at least for the next few months. The least he can get out of this are a few good stories, so, to celebrate, Bohemigrant Blog will be publishing some very valuable information to aid the rest of you in your Jewish, dating, or other pursuits. Enjoy!