War Without Symmetry

Al Qaeda is now using retarded women to bring death to Iraq's teen population, and to our GIs. Classy! If there reports are true, I say we fight back by parachuting in the most lawless members of our society, as once suggested by a N'owleans hobo. We pick a good number of sociopaths (especially death row and equivalent killers) currently littering our prisons, hand them Kalashnikovs, and drop down right into Al Qaeda territory, sending them on commando missions. Yes, a number of problems will arise, but we'll be killing two birds with one stone.