Fratboy Disses Swissboy

Andy Roddick says what we're all thinking. Roger Federer is a bot. A finely tuned bot who destroys Roddick and all other pretenders to the throne. Watching him is like watching a robot play. It's a different experience than marveling at Jordan's airwalking domination, Barry Sanders' silky smooth evasiveness, or Tiger Woods' record-shattering swing. A pretty-boy robot with a tennis racquet, who just happens to endorse Nike and shred his opponents with Teutonic efficiency. He may be hard to root for, but so was the T-1000, and you just had to admire his skill and finesse.