Foot-Tutzed

Thanks, Senator Craig, for ruining it for the rest of us. Oh, to be in the innocent days of yore, when tapping your foot gingerly on the bathroom floor indicated nothing more than your gushing zest for life--and for the dance. Sometimes I tap because I've got cause it feels good...sometimes I tap to get the bowels movin'...sometimes I tap cause I've got a charlie-horse. And now, I tap no more.