Chingui!

Where is Sacha "Baron" Cohen on this one? With no Borat movie to promote, who will provide a satire of the "Russian space nerd" blasting off into space from Kazakhstan? Is Kazakhstan a technologically advanced, oil-wealthy nation? Why have we been misinformed by Borat? I am waiting for the mock skit to hit the internet. In the meantime, let's all celebrate this historic space jaunt by pissing on our respective car tires, a long-observed consmonaut tradition.