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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

World's Smallest Violin

Ah, poor Carpathian gypsies hoodwinked again. By a Kazakh Jew, who else?

"These people are poor and they were tricked by people more intelligent than us," he said. "They took one of our 75-year-old ladies, put huge silicone breasts on her and said she was 47. Another man they filmed to look like the poorest person in the world, and one of our men who is missing an arm had a plastic sex toy taped to his stump."

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