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Saturday, June 21, 2008

WANTED

err, here's something for the masses.

Angelina Jolie (or ole box-jaw mcgraw as I call her) has a new movie called "Wanted". From the trailer I can only surmise it's the Matrix without that cumbersome computer bullshit. Imagine the Matrix's cool poses and bullet dodging sequences without all that philosophical and religious tone. Friends this isn't a simulated reality, in this reality, you can make a bullet BEND (try it! cept for you Uri Geller) just by jellying your arm whilst shooting.
Now don't tell me about wanting to see a reality based movie, we got your reality right here with Morgan "Red" Friedman. Friedman playing wise old slightly older than Lawrence Fishburn (your role's been filled sucka), surely will deliver magic. Rapper Common also stars as bald Fishburnesk character. In the Trailer he has a gun against white protagonist's head. "you shoot or I shoot you" I assume Common is a no nonsense assassin with a devil may care attitude, willing to kill British neo just like THAT! You betta shoot white boy! Common means business.
If you can't find the time to watch this movie I recommend you buy the newest issue of vogue. Both should have a similar amount of POSERS.

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