wow

virgin women = men article in New York Times. 

this is a really fascinating story. 

Stay Safe!

What's the deal with the glut of death-mobile stories in the Big Apple last week? There can be only one culprit: the prices at the pump! Road rage rules!

WANTED

err, here's something for the masses.

Angelina Jolie (or ole box-jaw mcgraw as I call her) has a new movie called "Wanted". From the trailer I can only surmise it's the Matrix without that cumbersome computer bullshit. Imagine the Matrix's cool poses and bullet dodging sequences without all that philosophical and religious tone. Friends this isn't a simulated reality, in this reality, you can make a bullet BEND (try it! cept for you Uri Geller) just by jellying your arm whilst shooting.
Now don't tell me about wanting to see a reality based movie, we got your reality right here with Morgan "Red" Friedman. Friedman playing wise old slightly older than Lawrence Fishburn (your role's been filled sucka), surely will deliver magic. Rapper Common also stars as bald Fishburnesk character. In the Trailer he has a gun against white protagonist's head. "you shoot or I shoot you" I assume Common is a no nonsense assassin with a devil may care attitude, willing to kill British neo just like THAT! You betta shoot white boy! Common means business.
If you can't find the time to watch this movie I recommend you buy the newest issue of vogue. Both should have a similar amount of POSERS.

Kind Words

Says it all, doesn't it?

Live from Madison Square Park

A portly man basks shirtless in the partial sunshine of the mid-afternoon. Resting his triple chin on the plump cup of his hand, the hairy beast slowly claps his curled feet together behind him like a chastised boy beating chalky erasers together in detention. He yawns with idle satisfaction and turns over on his blanket.

Bug Got Your Mouth?

Hat tip: Duke Nobbins


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Pump It Up

Yet another example of the type of raging the readers of this blog do NOT typically engage in.

You've gotta love the surge in churning out stories that bear even the tiniest iota of relation to gas prices, paralleling the ridiculous spate of celebrity home foreclosure stories.

Just as wars are good for struggling economies, are recessions a boon a dying media?

monster love

Have any of you noticed the latest e-harmony commercial? It features two people who look eerily similar. The guy looks a little like Gerald Butler (minus one key chromosome) from 300 and the girl looks like girl-Gerald Butler. As they go on about how they're complete opposites but compliment each other I can't help but notice, both look like they're smelling something bad, the distance between the eyes to the nose and the nose to the mouth are about the same. Both have this Secretariat stare. 

I sure hope eharmony does some sort of dna test before hooking up these monster couples.   

Cubicle Rage!

mm-eh

The saddest thing that came out of Saturday night's Elitexc show as not the actual fights.  It was this 

Many people who had never seen a well fought MMA match will continue to echo John McCain and call it "Human cockfighting". And from the Lame amateur fights displayed on Saturday who can blame them. From James Thompson getting gassed 2 minutes into the fight to Kimbo Slice's head squeeze attempt at a submission the whole thing was laughable.. The good fighting took place on the WEC event held on Sunday night.  

I beg cbs and Elitexc, PLEASE NO MORE FREAK FIGHTS. Treat MMA like a sport, a competitive sport and you'll get your viewers and silence your detractors.  Props to UFC for making an attempt at putting on competitive fights.   

The Original King of Comedy

Bohemigrant can't help but laugh at the antics of Father Pfleger, who does an excellent impression of Eddie Griffin at the Apollo.