Thursday, November 01, 2007
Old Dogs, New Tricks
Certain as I am that Bohemigrant's esteemed audience is well aware of those corner handicapped seats on the 6-train (you know, the ones that make that slamming sound when released), I offer the following not-so-original observation: people are retarded. Rarely if ever has Bohemigrant seen an actual cripple occupy said seats. Instead, they are usually taken up by a zit-faced teen, overweight laborer, or sleeping woman. Yet that's little matter to gripe. What really gets us steamed is the fact that people still haven't learned how to gently let the motherfucking seat fold up without causing so much as a stir. Instead, 90% of the seats' occupants are content to let it come crashing up with a sharp thud, scaring the bejesus out of me and other sane riders.
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