Federal Express ain't so damn express

Well, here I am sitting in my apartment, 3.5 hours after the start of the time period I requested to have some Amazon.com order get Fedex'd to me. This on the heels of two previous failed delivery attempts when said Fedex personnel attempted to deliver at the EXACT SAME TIME I REQUESTED. Both times said delivery personnel also failed to indicate on his/her impersonal door tag why the package couldn't just be left outside my door, leaving me with no idea whether or not I could just sign and leave said tag on my door. But that's OK, it's not like I had a meeting early in the afternoon or anything.