Bigger Man

What's up with assholes at the gym cutting the cardio machine line from the opposite flank and then pretending to have been waiting? OK, the dumbshit kids will give me a retarded stare and then yield the stairmaster. It's really sad when a middle-aged, Russian (inevitably) FOB pretends to have been waiting for the machine and not seen me (ah, the scheming fucking Russians)--always the same, lame excuse. "Vat is your point?" he asks, and I really wanted to knock my point in his wily little mug. But the heavily accented chick next to us kindly informed us the machine wasn't working. Fighting over broken equipment. Aye, there's the rub.