The Gas

So New York stunk of gas (err, ethyl mercaptan) today and our monotoned mayor told us it was harmless. YOU TELL THE PEOPLE PUKING ON THE TRAINS IT WAS HARMLESS, BLOOMBERG! I was late to work.


Skinny Models

I'm tired of reading about these; why are skinny models being discriminated? Why are fat people so full of plus sized (did Luntz think of that phrase?) rage? Listen when I say skinny models I'm talking lean, naturally skinny, not "anorexic twins" skinny. The problem with the fationistas (oh I went there my friends, I went there) is that they don't see a difference, what they see is their own gluttony. Why does everything have to be fat-centric? I've worked on many fashion shoots and I can tell you the majority of the models are in good shape and healthy-looking. Runway models are usually freakishly proportioned and very young. That's just how their bodies are. To say you have to meet these requirements to work here is unfair to the models and the designers. Maybe with these new regulations, they can give fashion shows ratings like they do with movies, music, and video games.


fationista,
there I said it again, for the last time I promise.