the jerk prize

i expect to see a lot of these manana.

Beasts

happy halloween freaks! no idea what to dress as for halloween? fear not friend, the design department of bohemigrant has two recommendations for you.

warrior ashlee simpson




white trash spears.

Official Chicken Noodle Soup Dance

This may be the most singularly ridiculous new dance that I have seen.

Jim Webb Shoots Back

I don't know what's more disturbing--James Webb's fiction, or the revelation that Cambodians suck their children's members.

Webb's Folly

As Gov. Allen atempts to bury his xenophobic monkey remark by going on the offensive, one wonders how a certain publisher did not snap up this guy back in the day...

This Man Taught Me How to Lift Weights

My brother bequeathed his Bob Paris book to me once upon a time. Looks like Alan Thicke did a little checking-out himself.

Happy Halloween

hi guys, Halloween came early this year.

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more here
http://www.kelsphotocreations.com

coming soon: worst comedians

Russian Springer Moment

An oldie but a goodie.

This Is How Belarussians Get Down

I and I

Possibly the greatest music video EVER! I hereby challenge our reader(s) to throw down and put one up against mine! (Bohemigrant II reporting)

Wimpy, ineffectual NY Times continues to push its propaganda campaign against the Jew, suggesting the shrinkage of our hrams under the guise of "sexual maturity." We'll show them! It's womanizing time!

Top That.

Ahh 1980's magic.
Teen Witch (1989) is a drama/horror/musical/documentary. It starred the lovely Robyn Lively as Louise, a girl descended from witches of Salem. Won't you please check out this cocaine fueled peice of film.

Why We Fight

Were I less prudent, I'd title this humble screed The Bohemigrant Manifesto. Fortunately, the lesson learned from watching another group of revolutionaries, the erstwhile editorial masthead of New York Press (who failed to live up to lofty promises and self-acclamation before imploding over poorly drawn Danish cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad in the name of Free Speech and the year of our Lord 2005) has stuck.

But…I am not. Therefore, call this what you will. A Prologue, a Preface, a FAQ to who and what we are. The answer to the first two questions is simple and succinct: dorks out to wreak cyber-vengeance on the world with razor-sharp verbal and, more often than not, video “wit.” When we are as outraged as all that, we let the videos do the talking for us. Yep…we’re that major.

Our enemies: the hip, the not so hip, the broken-hipped; even the hippos…if they cross us, you better be sure—we’re gonna’ cross them. In fact, even if they don’t…chances are, we will. We do have more time on our hands, you know.

Our friends: few and far between.

Our casus belli need not be explained. We seek not to destroy, but to create. We honor our forebears by pissing on their virtual graves. Our manhood is secure (and we’ve got the digital cameras and Photoshop to prove it). We love italics. We are the two, the few, the new. Watch out, world. Bohemigrants are on the rise…

Those Darn Weeeeeeds

Here's story we can use to bolster enlistment efforts. Duuuuude.

New Yorker Festival

Check out an interesting New Yorker Festival debate.
http://www.newyorker.com/festival/videos/fevi_video1a

frikkin caffeine pills

let's all remember the joy of the early 90's

Cory Lidle, Remembered

What to say about the bizarre tragedy that befell Yanks' 5th starter Lidle yesterday afternoon? Many things came to mind at first: shock, confusion, betrayal, sadness. As the dust starts to settle, however, I think we all have to ask ourselves some tough questions:
-Why did Cory Lidle hate America so much? What did American ever do to Cory Lidle?
-Should Cory have pitched Game 4?
-Is Carol Higgins Clark OK?
-Will Barry Zito make a better Cory Lidle than Cory Lidle?
-Why didn't Cory try something new? Perhaps with chemicals.

Gyroball

this is the Gyroball

It's open season for Daisuke Matsuzaka, start the bidding Yankees.
START NOW. 26, World baseball championship mvp. Forget the elderly free agents.
Daisuke Matsuzaka
I'm a little sad that the Boss didn't listen to me and fire Torre. Who knows maybe he'll finally show some emotion and spark the team next year.

George reads BoHemigrant

also
does anyone know where I can get a poster sized picture of Willie's crazy face?

Fire Torre.

There I said it, Joe Torre should be fired. After what I just witnessed, i think Lou Piniella could do a better job with this 200 plus million dollar team. Maybe I should stop rooting for the Yankees all together, I survived the 80's with Henderson and Winfeld. I even survived the Deon Sanders/ Mel Hall days, but this this lost was so brutal, I don't know.
here's what other yankee fans and some redsox fans are saying
yankee forum

Now that the baseball season is over maybe it's time I root for the Discovery channel. GO jamie and adam!

South Park

The season premiere of South Park was pretty damn funny
South Park takes on WOW. View it before comedy central takes it offline

video

Minor Indiscretions

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more of the same

first, Go yanks.

ok friends here it is.


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biff's song



just found this gem a few moments ago. you might get a kick out of this piece of unintentional comedy aswell.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1490397

Check IT!

I'd pay to see this movie.

American Copycat

Why do fed-up grown men take out their frustrations on innocent women? In this case, the guy isn't even angry at the particular girls and woman he slaughtered. He was just using them as an object to exact some perceived revenge. Also, if you are going to literally bite a bullet anyway, why must you drag down others who are perfectly content to keep existing?

Thrilla

It's like thriller only more, agressive.



and something else
tattoo fun from cnn

Daily Show Sticking Up for the Jerkers

We all remember Carl Monday's muckraking piece on the public library onanist. Now the Daily Show hits back!

China runs their animal Olympics the way they run their human Olympics: with much discipline and entertainment. I mean, who doesn't want to see a kangaroo boxing a clown? Or a competitive pig diving event?

In the News

Did you know baseball players use drugs to perform better? well, as it turns out from this article
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061001/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bbo_drugs_grimsley_other_names

they do! Speaking of inflation of stats did you know Pam Anderson's breasts are fake? (harhar har that ole gag)
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/pamela_andersons_nipples_look_depressed.html



Side note, Roy's (from the Office) last name is Anderson so if Pam had married him, her name would have been Pam Anderson.

During the Steroid heydays beginning in the mid to late 90's, players were getting injuries that were rare previously. Remember the good old days when fat pitcher would pull his back or skinny runner would twist an ankle stretching a double into a triple. Well friend if you now look at the disabled lists, it's all Muscle tears and joint/ligament problems. At first they thought it was because of the weight room. Players went from Robin Yount to Jose Conseco. Mark Mcgwire had admitted he used Androstenedione to keep him on the field because the previous years he had been constantly injured. (Mcgwire had once broken an arm swinging at strike two) While this might be true, towards the end of his career his knees were gone. He was still a big dude, he just couldn't make contact. It was the same affliction on Jason Giambi, Mcgwire's teammate in Oakland. Giambi's leg muscles had outgrown the ligaments connecting to the bone and were starting to tear. As a result he was swinging under the ball batting 190 something and my Yankees tried to void his contract. So what they took to keep them healthy and extending their careers had caused their demise. It's easy to point out guys like Giambi, Mcgwire, Sosa and Bonds but how about Jason Grimsley. Grimsley's stats were not very impressive but good enough to keep him in the league for 14 years. Yankees announcer Michael Kay had pointed out in a broadcast that Grimsley was a good guy but not the brightest bulb in the barn. Hence the Ned Isakov-an naming of names. Tejada that's twice! First with Palmeiro's B12 now this!
When the steroids were banned, the players fled to the HGH or Human Growth Hormone. Doctors had been giving many Athletes HGH during post-surgery to help them recover faster. The players noticed it's effectiveness and the fact that there is no current standardized test for it, HGH was perfect. Best yet, HGH doesn't super-size you turning Barry Bonds into Rocky Dennis Bonds. These guys work their entire lives to be professional ball players and have made much bigger sacrifices than shrinking testicles. Is it cheating or competing , or evening out the playing field. When a HGH test is finally found to be effective players careers will be much shorter and games will be more boring. Starting at first base, THIS GUY!