Why We Lobby

A winding path of desert, braying ibex goats, high-rise developments, endless military exercises from dusk till dawn, pomegranates, cranes, banana groves, Bedouin slums, up-and-coming vineyards, sprawling manmade oases, Hassidic shtettles, simple tombs to unknown soldiers, green lines from filth to fresh, price-gouging food vendors, horny soldiers, virile Jews, coconuts and pineapples, Druid shops, Bahai temples, hummus dripping olive oil and mango nectar on a blood filled alley.

lucas in love

Yankees update.

Ok. Here's a list of what the yankees should do.

1. trade Mike Mussina. when the yankees signed him they thought he was the next david cone, instead he's the gimp version of cone.
2. can't find a taker? move him to the bullpen for long relief, drop Vallone.
3. bring up Ian Kennedy, there's still time to have him in the playoff roster. There's no way he's worse than pussina.
4. edit the joba rules. if he thows less than 10 pitches an outting, he can pitch the next day.
5. who the fuck is sean henn? get rid of him.

painful series vs the angels.

Top Gun Motors

Bocar Toe!

Rejoice, for Bohemigrant is back from the Holy Land. Shalom, everyone. More jetlagged blogging to come...

tonight's the night!

joba comes up tonight and will save the yankees bullpen, goodbye to myers, proctor and farnsworthless (found that in the yankee's messageboard. let's hope torre doesn't blow out his arm like he has with sturtz, paul quantrill, vallone, proctor and viscano.

Apple of My Eye

Say it ain't so, Mets management. The classic Home Run Apple must stay!