Et Tu, Method?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/10/05/2009-10-05_staten_island_rapper_method_man_formerly_of_wutang_clan_arrested_for_tax_evasion.html

Well, yeah, there it is.

Buggin'

To translate for my non-Russian friends, this advertisement promises the destruction of bed bugs, roaches, and termites using "European means." Russians respect European means, especially when it comes to bed bugs.

Ace Constantine

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Driving While Asian?

Now that my office has been moved to a decommissioned nuclear reactor that is barely part of my school's campus, I am now obligated to increase my carbon footprint on a semidaily basis instead of walking for nearly an hour (one-way) in deathly Virginia late summer weather. I don't really find this to be a terrible set-up, aside from the higher frequency of gasoline purchase and it rendering me nearly fully sedentary. But I guess having a "commute" to "work" increases the chances of hilarity for me, and not just because my Asianness and short attention span make me a terrible driver.

Like any person who must navigate suburban roads on a university campus the most frustrating part of driving is dealing with an excess of traffic lights and packs of students moving much too slowly and taking much too much of the road whether they are wandering around, jogging or biking. Naturally, when there is a mild amount of open space to "cruise" a little bit you will. And if there is a traffic light at an annoying intersection (with no crossing pedestrians present) barely staying green, one has a tendency to race through it as safely as he/she possibly can. There's nothing inherently reckless about going a bit fast under these conditions.

So of course I was peeved that a campus policewoman saw it fit to follow me from God knows where up to the reactor's parking lot and accost me as I got out of my car. And then proceed to lecture me on just how fast and recklessly I was driving and how busy the intersection that I drove through was. Nevermind that if she was following me, she would have noticed no one approaching the crosswalks and that I slowed down and checked to see if this was the case as I approached the intersection. And that I couldn't have been going that fast considering that there's a fucking stop sign almost immediately after turning through the intersection where I was apparently attempting to murder fellow students. And that I have to go fast on the road up to the reactor because it's on top of a steep hill. Oh, and that she really couldn't properly discipline me besides just going on this pointless power trip.

Go write up some more parking tickets and leave me alone, Deputy Dogette. Seriously.

Ruff, Ruff

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